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| 16.12.2012, 11:25 | |
A Clever Answer
Betty, a four-year-old girl, was taken to her aunt to have tea. When she began to eat a piece of cake, she exclaimed, 'Oh, I just love this chocolate cake! It's awfully nice.'
'Betty, dear,' said her aunt, 'it's wrong to say 'love' cake, and I've told you many times that 'just' is wrongly used in such a sentence. Again, awfully is quite wrong, 'very' would be more correct, dear. Now repeat your remark, please.'
Betty repeated:"I like chocolate cake: it is very good.'
'That's better, dear,' said the aunt.
'But it sounds as if I were talking about bread,' protested the little girl.
Empty Head
'Mummy, I've got a stomach ache,' said Nelly, a little girl of six.
'That's because you've been without lunch. Your stomach is empty. You would feel better if you had something in it.'
That very afternoon Nelly's mother and father were talking, and the father remarked that he had been suffering all day with an awful headache.
'That's because it's empty,' said Nelly. 'You would feel better if you had anything in it.'
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